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IM Fun: Stephen Seems To Be In A Lot Of These

Posted by kozemp on May 19, 2010

Me: Important safety tip.
Me: When “The River” from Live In New York City comes on at 1 in the morning…
Me: TURN IT OFF.

Stephen: …
Stephen: I just don’t listen to The River ever.
Stephen: Unless it’s “that day.”
Stephen: And the bottle of Jack and the countertop of pills and the noose and shotgun are prepped.

Me: Why do you need a noose AND a shotgun?

Stephen: Contingencies.

Me: Actually a lot of that seems pretty overkill.
Me: Over-self-kill.

Stephen: Well I didn’t say it’d all happen at once.
Stephen: It’s a whole day after all.

JLK

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